The Ontario 18″ inch Made in USA Military Spec machete is one of the best values in a latin style machetes for about $20. It’s tough, durable, and can handle all your hacking and slashing needs even if your name isn’t Jason Vorhees. I chop wood (not recommended) slice through bamboo, whack the bushes, and take swipes at a Christmas tree- like the Lord intended. If you like videos of grown men acting like a dumb teenager with a sharp object, then this is a perfect video. Please do not attempt to recreate anything in this video- it’s for entertainment purposes only. There are excellent machete instuction videos on the internet, that show you how to avoid injury. This is not one of them.
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Ontario Knife Co 1-18" Military Machete
The Ontario Knife Company has been manufacturing the 1-18 Machete under U.S. Government specifications for over 60 years. The same high quality machete that our troops expect is found in all the machetes OKC makes. Overall length is 24". Made... (as of n/a - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
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Ontario Knife BSH Machete Sheath Knife, 18-Inch, Black
The Ontario Knife Co BSH 18 Inch Sheath fits 18 inch machetes. Protects edge from unnecessary wear and tear. Stitched seem includes rivets for extra durability. Safely secures machete while not in use. (as of n/a - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
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I can hear the tree saying the horror the horror…
I got myself a killer machete on a trip to Brasil years ago called Tramontina, LOVE that thing
As usual, another cinematic masterpiece. One question does come to mind. How come we don’t see anyone testing machetes for what they were designed for. Cutting vines, liana’s, and typical jungle growth, along with certain crops??. Temperate zone chopping is best done with a good hatchet, large knife like the RTAK, Junglas or any of the big Schrades or a large Japanese nata. Keep the machete for the jungle, crop harvesting(pineapple,banana,etc) or Danny Trejo movies.
Nice vid home girl.
Hung for treason?
The advice about the bra and the dryer…and the shit-eating tree reference…that’s YouTube poetry right there. You will be quoted and honored for these things one day in those books that quote shit and honor people.
Friggin’ boss ass level shit
You’re fucking awesome
As a Finn – nothing homedrawing, sure, LOL try Scrama…
Pleze stoppz sainhh machetertttg f.
You said take a drink ever time you say machete, all I could find was rubbing alcohol and now I’m having trouble seeing, should I worry or just deal with it??
My gawd you made me nervous this whole video bro! Just wack away, wack away…. fun video
Twas so meditative, the last minute was, that I kinda started my own little drool pool.
I made steel for ontario and kabar.
Live in costa rica now.
I carry mine still.
My first was a 3 dollar tramontina
that was great.
Heeeeres Johnny !!!!! you look like you should be in a movie like the Shining
Only 1 dislike after 6 hours, that’s a record. This vodeo didn’t have enough “ish”.
I’ve had one for 15 yrs plus I’m 38 and it hasn’t failed me yet I ha that same sheath and it wore out I have a leather one now good tool and well worth the 20 bucks I paid .
I own this machete (take a drink) and it is more of a heavy knife for me. I use it to cut wood more than brush and it is “dope”. Keep ups the good reviews and humor. Love PBR! Cheers
Nice baseball bat machete technique
Worst pinata ever.
Btw you should drop your twitter etc. links in your video descriptions if you’re going to tell us to follow you.
Does Shaq emo??
Excellent Review. Thank You.
The chimnea could use a coat of Rustoleum. Just did mine. Now go drink a hamm’s.
notice me senpai
“A dream and a monster at the end of it”… Reminds me of the scene at the end of episode 3 of True Detective. The bit with the nut job in dirty underwear and a gas mask. Every likes a reference to popular culture right?
That’s a gorgeous tree carving. 8/10
My Christmas tree is delimbed, er unlimbed, hmm still not a word, OK spellchecker, I removed the limbs and it is curing for the fire pit. Nothing reminds me of Christmas in August like seeing it on the wood pile.
I see a dip ring in your back left pocket what do you dip? (I’m not looking at your ass)
I very like it every single video you upload, because very detail any knives with full specs.. keep it up brother..
Do I need a machete? I mean not really, but do I? I’m so terribly vexed
Nice Now I have to get one.
while the lack of jimping is a huge disappointment this is the same machete used by Billy in Predator so it’s tactical as fuck. And hanging christmas trees are the new hanging bodies in a gibbet. true story.
Best damn machete on the planet if you ask me. But you didn’t ask me so who cares.
I like your narration vere funny man
Minus 10 points for not decapitating a stuffed animal with extreme military prejudice!